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	<description>I type things on the keyboard and they magically show up on the Internet. You can read them if you want.</description>
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		<title>LIGHTNING BOLT!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[

Steeeee-RIKE!

Originally uploaded by Tomfite


It&#8217;s been way too long since Missoula has had a good thunderstorm after dark. As soon as I saw lightning on the horizon I grabbed my camera and rushed out the door. 
Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t have my tripod &#8217;cause I lent it out, so I had to make due with some rocks [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s been way too long since Missoula has had a good thunderstorm after dark. As soon as I saw lightning on the horizon I grabbed my camera and rushed out the door. </p>
<p>Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t have my tripod &#8217;cause I lent it out, so I had to make due with some rocks on the ground. I kinda like the perspective that it gave&#8230; </p>
<p>This was taken on 3rd St. in front of Bernice&#8217;s Bakery.</p>
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		<title>No no no no no no no no no no.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tomfite</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So&#8230; Texas. Hi. How&#8217;s it going? Yeah?
You&#8217;re completely nuts.



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So&#8230; Texas. Hi. How&#8217;s it going? Yeah?</p>
<p>You&#8217;re completely nuts.</p>
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		<title>1,001,033 hits</title>
		<link>http://blog.tomfite.com/?p=30</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tomfite</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[drums]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fun]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[one million]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[radiohead]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;M OVER ONE MILLION!!! AAGGGHHHHH!!!!
I reached the magic number on True Love Waits by Radiohead. The song technically doesn&#8217;t have a drum part&#8230; but I made one up. And it was fun. I&#8217;m sure Thom Yorke would glare disapprovingly. 
EVIDENCE:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;M OVER ONE MILLION!!! AAGGGHHHHH!!!!</p>
<p>I reached the magic number on True Love Waits by Radiohead. The song technically doesn&#8217;t have a drum part&#8230; but I made one up. And it was fun. I&#8217;m sure Thom Yorke would glare disapprovingly. </p>
<p>EVIDENCE:<br />
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		<title>UNIQLOCK</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tomfite</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff I find on the Internets]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[catchy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[clock]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cute]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[japan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Japan is weird.
This is a art / dance / time / music / advertising / dance thing called UNIQLOCK. It features

A clock
Cute dancing Japanese girls
Catchy music
Little fuzzy monsters
Randomness

Oh, and cute dancing Japanese girls. Did I already mention that?
Click below for the full screen version (which is much more impressive!)






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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Japan is weird.</p>
<p>This is a art / dance / time / music / advertising / dance thing called UNIQLOCK. It features</p>
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<li>A clock</li>
<li>Cute dancing Japanese girls</li>
<li>Catchy music</li>
<li>Little fuzzy monsters</li>
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<p>Oh, and cute dancing Japanese girls. Did I already mention that?</p>
<p>Click below for the full screen version (which is much more impressive!)</p>
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		<title>Dehydrated Babies</title>
		<link>http://blog.tomfite.com/?p=28</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tomfite</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[decision 08]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I couldn&#8217;t agree more with this. 


Thank you, John McCain, for finally representing the interests of the littlest, driest, cutest voting bloc: dehydrated babies.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I couldn&#8217;t agree more with this. </p>
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<p>Thank you, John McCain, for finally representing the interests of the littlest, driest, <i>cutest</i> voting bloc: dehydrated babies.</p>
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		<title>Theremin + Cat = WIN</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 06:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tomfite</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The other night I spent a few hours watching cats playing theremins on YouTube. 
I know &#8212; I live a very exciting life, full of adventure and intrigue.
For those who don&#8217;t know, a theremin is a musical instrument that you can play without touching. It detects the position of your hands using Science and emits [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The other night I spent a few hours watching cats playing theremins on YouTube. </p>
<p>I know &#8212; I live a very exciting life, full of adventure and intrigue.</p>
<p>For those who don&#8217;t know, a <a href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/theremin">theremin</a> is a musical instrument that you can play without touching. It detects the position of your hands using Science and emits a corresponding frequency. </p>
<p>As an added bonus, some of them have antennas that cats love to swat at. For those who don&#8217;t know, a <a href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/cat">cat</a> is a small domesticated mammal of the feline order. They are oftentimes ridiculously adorable.</p>
<p>WATCH A CAT PLAY A THEREMIN!!!</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_tk-XrXFHo">This one is pretty good, too</a> &#8212; there are multiple cats and war breaks out at the end.</p>
<p>I want a kitty. I want a theremin. Both would be ideal.</p>
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		<title>A test, if you will.</title>
		<link>http://blog.tomfite.com/?p=26</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 22:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tomfite</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[At the moment I am writing a new feature in OneStop that will make certain channels automatically refresh at set intervals. Since my blog has an RSS feed, this is a test post to see if my RSS feed gets updated in OneStop without me refreshing the page.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At the moment I am writing a new feature in OneStop that will make certain channels automatically refresh at set intervals. Since my blog has an RSS feed, this is a test post to see if my RSS feed gets updated in OneStop without me refreshing the page.</p>
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		<title>Updating my blog? WOAH&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.tomfite.com/?p=23</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 06:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tomfite</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Photography]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Uh, yeah&#8230; it&#8217;s been a month since the last post. I&#8217;m really good at this whole Internet thing. 
I took a bunch of pictures today!
Here are a few of them&#8230;


And I took some kitty pictures too, since the cat has been staying with us for a few days. MER!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh, yeah&#8230; it&#8217;s been a month since the last post. I&#8217;m really good at this whole Internet thing. </p>
<p>I took a bunch of pictures today!</p>
<p>Here are a few of them&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomfite/2500544947/" title="Firelight by Tomfite, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2362/2500544947_7948dcdcf3_m.jpg" alt="Firelight" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomfite/2500544553/" title="Dande Lion by Tomfite, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2316/2500544553_d985a447c9_m.jpg" alt="Dande Lion" /></a></p>
<p>And I took some kitty pictures too, since the cat has been staying with us for a few days. MER!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomfite/2500519588/" title="KITTEH by Tomfite, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2032/2500519588_1775ab1744_m.jpg" alt="KITTEH" /></a></p>
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		<title>Babelfish is a LOL machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tomfite</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Babelfish, the famed online translator, can take any paragraph of text and turn it into a laugh riot. Simply take the text, translate it from English to German to French to Dutch to Japanese and back to English. The result? Comedy gold. For example, take the first few paragraphs of this lovely prose by Bill [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://babelfish.altavista.com">Babelfish</a>, the famed online translator, can take any paragraph of text and turn it into a laugh riot. Simply take the text, translate it from English to German to French to Dutch to Japanese and back to English. The result? Comedy gold. For example, take the first few paragraphs of <a href="http://billoreilly.com/column?pid=23280">this lovely prose by Bill O&#8217;Reilly</a> and run it through the laugh machine. Here&#8217;s what you end up with:</p>
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In first class of the school of Long Island St. Brigid, the Catholic church is established and is high in either one he &#8220;the stone&#8221; being to be, including me in 60 boys, sisters which is made is praying to St. Peter. I me was 6 years old, but being the recall to do, liking St. Peter who the naturally, makes good sisters happy greatly it cannot remember many from that. Now, 50 years or more after the praying my first class, in the St. Peter&#8217;s successor America there is here, I possess complicated frame of mind concerning that. Like the American of some 1000000 Catholic follower, I was disappointed deeply with the Vatican to the scandal of pedophilia of the priest response. It was overturned with respect to the crime whose slow pope  two world really is large due to the new England priest, fact of the easy work of Rome that almost was inexcusable it gave remuneration to the basic law of Bernard.
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<p>Duganz (of <a href="http://duganzat23.blogspot.com">duganzat23.blogspot.com</a>), Karf and I had many-a-chuckle over this. We just may be easily amused.</p>
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		<title>WARNING: Immaturity ahead.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:05:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tomfite</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There is absolutely no reason that this clip from the Daily Show should be so fantastically hilarious. Actually, there is. Pure, unadulterated immaturity. This is, by far, one of the most stupid, immature sketches that TDS has ever done, but it&#8217;s also one of the funniest.

Yeah, I know. I need to grow up.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is absolutely <em>no reason</em> that this clip from the Daily Show should be so fantastically hilarious. Actually, there is. Pure, unadulterated immaturity. This is, by far, one of the most stupid, immature sketches that TDS has ever done, but it&#8217;s also one of the funniest.</p>
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<p>Yeah, I know. I need to grow up.</p>
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